soundphase: other things not to say to asexuals: ‘what a waste of a good body’ ‘i can fix that’
feefeeri: so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats for both us and the watermelon i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without...
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
mom: who sings this song
me: your future son in law
180mph: vaspim: lameborghini: asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh Is this a challenge *Sonic X theme song starts playing*
cockynathan: kanyewesticle: how does JK Rowling text her friends that shes just kidding jk rowling on the floor laughing
thinsiqnificant: spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
kellinquinnandvicfuentes: like i just want to listen to bands with you and kiss your face
ebuddies: a series of unfortunate eyebrows
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr